Aubrey, or Pablo Fernandes, is a physcopathic member of the cult "Santa is real".

He often describes himself as "intelligent", quite clearly denying the obvious .

Fantasies and BeliefsEdit

  • 2012
  • Aliens
  • Crop Circles
  • Chores are labour
  • nothing completely obvious.
  • Santa
  • Easter Bunny
  • Tooth Fairy
  • Ronald Mc Donald
  • Yelling is appropiate behaviour
  • Public Masturbation